mydogsnokes:

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

mydogsnokes:

i-is-shinigami:

mydogsnokes:

jesus didn’t have to do homework

Well sir Jesus was tortured, humiliated, nailed to a cross and then burned in hell for three days, mkay 

better than homework

I don’t know man,
I’d rather do like 2 hours of homework than have my fucking hands and feet nailed to a fucking cross and hang from there…
And then sizzle for 3 days

tough choice tho

So I’m sitting here watching Brave and I’ll eat my hat if Hannah doesn’t walk

EXACTLY.

LIKE.

MERIDA.

She WALKS like her. How does that even happen? 

Welp Hannah found a way.

I love my family.

I LOVE MY FAMILY.

99.99% of the posts that show up when I search through the Coldplay tags make my eyes turn into white-hot fireballs of flaming rage

liveinphoenix:

if you rip out my headphones while im listening to music because you think its funny i will personally escort you to the gates of hell

(via laughcentre)

thegoodlifeoncampus:

factsofcollege:

www.thegoodlifeoncampus.com

• girl: i kinda like horses.
• ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.